Inspired by: this and this.

Dear Judicial Council:

As you are aware, in June 2006, former ASUC President Manuel Buenrostro issued an executive order declaring decisive victories for all Student Action candidates in their respective bids for the office of President, Executive Vice-President, Academic Affairs Vice-President, and External Affairs Vice-President of the ASUC.

Following in this legal trendsetter’s path, I realize that I hold just as much claim to the office of ASUC President as former President Buenrostro does. Furthermore, I take my position as fake President of the ASUC very seriously and will not stand for a small minority of 4 out of 7 Justices standing in my way.

I hereby issue the following executive order to be complied with immediately. Any further action on this matter shall not be undertaken until after the ASUC Senate returns to campus in the Fall of 2006:

Whereas: The authority of the ASUC rests upon the democratic will of the students of the University of California; and

Whereas: Oren Gabriel, Vishal Gupta, Joyce Liou, and Jason Chu all have pretty cool names and their names could probably be rearranged to form a really great title for a band; and

Whereas: A small minority of the Judicial Council is made up of minorities; and

Whereas: During this time, the ASUC Executives have been unable to discharge critical functions, and should probably see a urologist:

So ordered:

1. I hereby transfer $20,000 from the Legal Defense Fund to the Heuristic Squelch

2. I hereby countermand Executive Order #7. Nothing personal.

3. I hereby rename the ASUC Senate the Galactic Senate.

4. I hereby dissolve the Galactic Senate. The regional governors now have direct control over their territories. Fear will keep the local systems in line. Fear of this battle station.

5. From this day on, the official language of UC Berkeley will be Swedish. Silence!

6. Jag beställer härmed utvecklingen av en Star kriger MissileDefense skyddar genom att använda alla resterande ASUC-fonder för efter året. Ska ej längre de stolt swedish steppesna av berkeley återstår i skräck av de Mongol horderna!

Beställde så detta den twenty-seventh dagen av Juni 2006.

Simon Ganz
Inte President, 1985 - 2054
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