Of all the undrafted players on the Washington Wizards summer league roster, Scooter McFadgon has the two best names. I mean his nickname is already awesome because it sounds just like Shooter McGavin, the ridiculous name of the villain in Happy Gilmore. But when you factor in that his real name is Cornelius, you end up with a baller whose full name is Cornelius "Scooter" McFadgon.

That’s pretty frickin awesome right there. Just the McFadgon is cool, but then you add two more wild oddball names?

That takes some real balls. Cornelius "Scooter" McFadgon is officially on my radar. A name like this puts him in the same league as former Laker summer leaguer Koko Archibong. Unfortunately for Scooter, I think that league is called the NBDL.