Hah!

You know, the Daily Cal reporter took 9 million photos, but I knew after he only took one of us holding up the signs that that would be the one.

Just so no one criticizes the Daily Cal on this front, yes, I actually look like that. I understand that you might think they photoshopped my arm, but no, that’s just the way my arms work. My father’s side of the family is built out of toothpicks and glue, and I retain those special characteristics.

What doesn’t make much sense is why it’s a shot of only three people holding up signs (me holding up a pamphlet I was using to fan myself with) when there were a lot of better looking group shots before Van and everyone went to the other side of the room to go give speeches. What makes even less sense is taking only one picture, thus ensuring that one of the three people will be wiping their nose, or whatever the hell that guy’s doing.

I’m not gonna claim this was protest of the century. Most certainly not. But the crowd was a hell of a lot better than me, Aaron, and a guy wiping his nose.

PS: Aaron is a coward, as soon as we saw that the Daily Cal reporter was about to snap the photo, he tucked the sign down in front of his face.